I hope you don’t think I’m crazy, but for months now I have been watching you while you work on your boat in the marina across the street from my office, and, well, I really want to get to know you. I’m very shy and I never get out, but my friends told me to just go for it so that’s what I’m doing.
There’s a little place in town called Le Cafe, I’m sure you know it. If you are brave enough to have an encounter with a woman you’ve never met then come to the cafe on Sunday at noon. I’ll be waiting at a table. Please don’t say anything. If you think I’m attractive, stay after the waiter pours us some champagne and we’ll see what happens.
See you soon, I hope.